Because I am a humanitarian and love to give and give until it hurts, I submit this uplifting essay to fat chicks everywhere who need to hear these 14 things for their mental health and mortal souls. 14 things every fat girl absolutely needs to hear: push away from the table coffee, not sugary milkshake […]
via 14 Things Every Fat Girl Absolutely Needs To Hear — Chateau Heartiste
- push away from the table
- coffee, not sugary milkshake with coffee added
- eat less, exercise better
- weight room, not treadmill
- fatness ruins your health and quality of life
- your romantic life will suffer because men prefer slender women
- if you are a white fatty, your odds of mudsharking rise
- intermittent fasting and portion control are your friends
- curvy doesn’t mean beach ball. it means hourglass.
- you’ll have to put out faster to keep a man’s interest
- even an extra five pounds makes a difference to men
- the fatter you are, the lonelier you’ll be
- the fatter you are, the farther down you’ll have to settle to find a man willing to stick with you
- excuses and feminist boilerplate won’t make men hard for you
Exercise is to fitness as diet is to weight loss. That goes for everybody, but it’s especially important for females who have less muscle mass on average to remember. You can’t out-exercise a bad diet.
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