@Socialism, “For our Utopian society to work we need you to be our slave, Headhunter.”
@HH, “Hrrrmmm, so there are slaves in Utopia? Why the hell would I want to be your slave?”
@Socialism, “Because then you would get the benefits of living in our Utopian society!”
@HH, “The Utopian society where I’m a slave?”
@Socialism, “Yes!”, Socialism chirps giddily.
@HH, “Hey, look over there! It’s a baby wolf!”
Sound of sharp blade slicing through the air, and then through something more solid, followed by a thunk sound, quickly followed a slumpety sound, and then a brief gurgling sound.
Moral of story: It’s always good to have baby wolf around when you need one.