Norm Is A Funny Guy, But I Guess Not Funny Enough

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So Norm went from her in 1996 to this the next year?

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Way to go, Normie!

However, wikipedia says that Elle MacPherson was with some French dude from 1996-2005 and had 2 sons with him. No mention of Norm at all. However, Elle divorced for the third time a couple of years ago, so maybe Norm can swoop in now.