Seems Reasonable; I’d Like To Get Her Number

The Saturday Night Joke
Bill returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Bill asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, ‘Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?’

Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again. Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife’s shoulder and asks, ‘Honey, please – just one more time before I die ?’

She says, ‘Of course, dear.’ And they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep. Bill , however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he’s down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. ‘Honey , I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could….?’

At this point the wife rolls over and says, ‘Listen Bill , I have to get up in the morning… you don’t.


Lifted from Ace of Spades.

7 thoughts on “Seems Reasonable; I’d Like To Get Her Number

    • I’d’ve (heh) choked / spanked / slapped / pulled / twisted / etc her till her eyes rolled full scale up and backward into her head!

      She wouldn’t have to worry about wakin’-up in the morning 😂

      (She’d have to call in sick for the next week plus.)

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      • Its much more masculine to talk like that then use the make love/physical intimacy nonsense.

        I doubt David looked at his 10+ wives and concubines and thought “I really want to engage in physical intimacy with all those beautiful women”…

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