Well, son…
His Girlfriend Wants to Share Their Incomes, But He Makes 7 Times As Much as She Does
So here is the deal, me and my girlfriend have been together for a little under 3 years and have been living together for a few months. My girlfriend takes college classes and works part time, I finished college 2 years ago, quickly got hired by the company I did my internship at and within a year I got a promotion and a large payraise and I am now making roughly 150K a year, while she makes 20K a year.
Now she moved in with me a few months ago in to the place I bought so I pay nearly all costs, mortgage, electricity, water etc, the only things she pays herself are non essentials like spotify, Phone bill, netflix and so forth.
Now recently we got in to a huge fight where she demanded we pool our money together and spend what is left after essential costs together, where as currently I pay basically every essential and my own shit, use a bit to enjoy myself and put the rest in to my savings.
So, when a crazy bitch wants you to “pool” your money with hers, when she has 1/7 (or some other ridiculous fraction) of what you do, that’s one kind of gold-digger, son. Now, this version is a little more complex than the one who just wants you to pay for everything outright, because this one wants to pretend she’s sharing paying the bills. She’s actually maybe a little crazier in some respects.
Run, my boy. Run fast and run far. (Don’t actually run, just fucking next her hard.)