Stopping College Loans Will End The College Debt Crisis.

It won’t make all the current loan balances go away, but it will decrease the cost of college by about, oh, let’s say 80%. Any Gender Studies majors who want to debate that number, come at me, Sistah.

College costs a fortune because they know they can get the money from people who now think it’s just normal to borrow $50-100-200,000 for college.  No more loans and costs drop like a rock, tomorrow. Also, goodbye diversity commissars, gender-studies and feminist dance theory degrees, and college dorms that rival the Four Seasons. It’s win-win-win for regular folks everywhere.

(More) Proof Elizabeth Warren Is An Idiot (And That Snopes Is Garbage)

Come on, man. If that really happened, all Trump has to do is put it on a T-shirt and he can save a bunch of money on campaign expenses.

Here’s the video:

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2018/08/22/sen_warren_to_tibbets_family_this_is_hard_but_we_need_to_focus_on_real_problems_like_family_separation.html?jwsource=cl

SEN. ELIZABETH WARREN (D-MA): My, I’m so sorry for the family here and I know this is hard and not only for the family but for the people in her community, the people throughout Iowa. But one of the things we have to remember is we need an immigration system that is effective, that focuses on where real problems are.

 

Oh, and here’s what Snopes had to say:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/elizabeth-warren-mollie-tibbetts/

Snopes is just garbage. Were they ever actually an un-biased fact-checking organization, because that is some A-1 bullshit right there. If Jack wrote ” for her family, … but” I’d like to see how Snopes could possibly twist that into a Mostly False.

Girls being murdered by illegal immigrants is not a “real” problem. A real problem is getting the families of illegal immigrants re-united, on the government dole, and voting Democrat as soon as possible.

 

h/t FarmBoy at Spawny’s

Hey Dad, What’s A Gold-digger?

Well, son…

His Girlfriend Wants to Share Their Incomes, But He Makes 7 Times As Much as She Does

So here is the deal, me and my girlfriend have been together for a little under 3 years and have been living together for a few months. My girlfriend takes college classes and works part time, I finished college 2 years ago, quickly got hired by the company I did my internship at and within a year I got a promotion and a large payraise and I am now making roughly 150K a year, while she makes 20K a year.

Now she moved in with me a few months ago in to the place I bought so I pay nearly all costs, mortgage, electricity, water etc, the only things she pays herself are non essentials like spotify, Phone bill, netflix and so forth.

Now recently we got in to a huge fight where she demanded we pool our money together and spend what is left after essential costs together, where as currently I pay basically every essential and my own shit, use a bit to enjoy myself and put the rest in to my savings.

So, when a crazy bitch wants you to “pool” your money with hers, when she has 1/7 (or some other ridiculous fraction) of what you do, that’s one kind of gold-digger, son. Now, this version is a little more complex than the one who just wants you to pay for everything outright, because this one wants to pretend she’s sharing paying the bills.  She’s actually maybe a little crazier in some respects.

Run, my boy. Run fast and run far. (Don’t actually run, just fucking next her hard.)

Screw It – Just Give Me The $25 Million!

Chuck Schumer has a plan So, Chuck, what kind of car do you drive? How about your staff and Dem colleagues? — WilliamTeach2 (@WTeach2) October 25, 2019 I don’t feel like giving the NY Times a hit, so (WRAL) Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer is moving Democrats’ climate talk to where the rubber meets the…

via Who’s Up For Los Federales Giving $462 Billion To Swap Fossil Fueled Vehicles For Electric? — Pirate’s Cove

Schumer says that this plan will create “tens of thousands” of jobs, huh? So if we just round that cost up to $500 billion ( yes, a 10% increase is being super conservative) and then divide that by an extremely generous 20,000 jobs, that’s $25 million per job created. 40,000 jobs (Ha, ha, ha!) is still $12.5 million each. Yeah, just give me the money, Chuck.

With All Due Respect To Dawn Wells – Daaammn!!!

Day 3!

via Hunting Season Totty III — Animal Magnetism

But, Miss Wells need make no apologies, ever, around here.

 

 

Mmmmm, mmmm! Daddy’s gonna need a bib. Mmmmm!

Notice How He Said “Boy”?

Now, I know my girl loves me, but I wouldn’t trust her that far.

No, you’re not fooling me, girl.

Thanks, Horseman!

Horseman linked this for me at Spawny’s. The Conan music is perfect.

Who Hates Their Daughters This Much?

 

Best Thing On The Internet Today

h/t Farm Boy at Spawny’s Space.

Suck it, AOC, Bernie, et al.

Can I Get A Hell Yeah! – TGIF Edition

This one from Animal’s site circa 2015.