Get Your Kids Addicted Now, Just Like You Are
When Disney bought Lucasfilm, this is the kind of story that was perfect for them to explore over many hours on the small screen. It has also been the primary hook for getting people to spend $6.99 per month to get yet another streaming service.
Let’s be clear: Disney Plus is essential for parents. I’d be surprised if they don’t start offering it in the delivery room as soon as you have a kid. “Here’s your bouncing baby boy, and an offer for all the Disney, Marvel and Star Wars content he’ll want to watch for just $6.99 per month. Sign here.”
You know it’s not as crazy as it sounds. It’s also essential for adults though who love Star Wars, Marvel, National Geographic, “The Simpsons,” and all those Disney movies and shows you grew up watching. Disney’s challenge will be keeping everyone interested in the service after the shiny newness wears off, but by dripping out new shows and exclusive movies, they hope to do just that.
It is a sin to subscribe to Disney+. Search your feelings; you know it to be true.