I Liked It Better When I Could Tell Them Apart

I haven’t paid any attention to the SI Swimsuit stuff for literally decades, so I’m not familiar with any of the recent crop of bikini mannequins. The internet has made the socially acceptable tit-illation of that formerly iconic issue moot. So, when someone links a couple pics of the recent alumni, I was saddened by how un-spectacular and frankly, indistinguishable I found them to be.

One of these chicks is called Barbara Palvin and the other is Solveig Hansen (great name, at least), but that appears to be the biggest difference between them. Ha-rumph, “In my day we could Elle, Kathy, Paulina and Rachel apart just by looking at them.” /Ha-rumph

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