Worst Day of Your Life Stories

It may not feel like, but it’s true. Every day eventually comes to an end.

Mogadishu Matt

I was sitting in the parking lot of a largely disused military base that has seen its better years. We had left a vehicle overnight there.

We opened a door to the passenger side door and a mouse was sitting in the footwell. It was mildly cool the following night. The mouse was shivering and we shoved him into a warmer area in the parking lot to warm up.

Someone might have said “this might be the worst day of his life”. The mouse didnt seem to recover.

I had thought of my strange story comparable to my worst day.

It was 2001, during one of the Florida’s perpetual summers. I had decided to hit the road on “Bethany”, one of the most cursed Harley Davidsons ever made. I made it to one of my favorite expressways and subsequently hit my brake in a panic. I aimed for a patch…

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What About Full Body Condoms?

Why vote for Trump is he’s employing basically the same lying twats that Biden would have working for him?

I’m not sure how that guy didn’t just blurt out, “Are you fucking kidding me with this bullshit?” Years of experience I guess.

 

Awful News For AWFLs

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Ha, ha, bitches.

Does anyone seriously believe these chicks aren’t protesting “racism”, wearing BLM t-shirts and hoodies, preaching “white fragility” and praying to St. Floyd thrice daily when they’re not doing interviews to whine about their own victimhood status? Sucks when its your own ox being gored, don’t it, sloots. AWFLs, no matter how young, getting hoist by their own petards, is a great thing to see as far as I’m concerned.

Blows Against the Empire — Diogenes’ Middle Finger

from a Tweeter Threadunroll of ZoomZoomLagoon”When I was in 10th grade, for some reason my school thought it wise to have a special speaker come in for “political correctness training”………for high schoolers. This went about as well as you’d think it could.Anyway, we were on the topic of “mentally challenged” people. We were sternly instructed…

via Blows Against the Empire — Diogenes’ Middle Finger

Probably a big fish story, but I still like the image of an AWFL getting shot down.

Have a good weekend, cogs.

Why The Hell Would He Risk It?

This guy is getting everything he wants and on his own terms. Why the fuck should he risk everything? Because she wants it? Fuck her. Next. He’s living the dream and as long as he doesn’t fuck it up, he can keep living the dream.  Marriage would be the worst thing that could happen to him.