Science Says, “Shut up, Bitch.”

“I’m gonna pause here, I’m gonna lose the script, and I’m gonna reflect on the recurring feeling I have of impending doom. We have so much to look forward to, so much promise and potential of where we are, and so much reason for hope. But right now I’m scared.”

Science doesn’t give shit about your “feewings”, you dumb bitch. Especially when you’re talking about a disease with a 0.004% mortality rate for the non-obese-non-diabetic-no-comorbidity population and with children 99.999% unaffected. Doom? The only doom you really worry about is that people are fed-up with your bullshit and the CDC is about to go back to being the worthless nobodies they’ve been for decades.

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