Hey Oscar, All Your Movies Suck!

Hollywood can’t even do a decent cartoon anymore

Modern movies suck. Really suck. Of course there have been lots of sucky movies every decade since movies began, but today they all basically suck. They guys from MST3K could basically give every movie today a good thrashing without breaking a sweat.

Here’s some of my favorite riffs from an old kaiju movie that each brought a smile to face. They all happened within a 5 minute window.

And this was PRIOR to Baldwin shooting those people on set.

Pitch Meeting Guy does great work and The Drinker is a (mostly) reliable source. Both of them and the fellows at Red Letter Media produce content that’s generally 10x better than anything coming out of “Hollywood”.

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