5 thoughts on “Hump Day Help

  1. HUNTER want 3 EZ steps for how to handle flakey flake women today, from the 1st GBFM blog on November 26th, 2012!?

    ‘Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM(TM) GB4M(TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN(TM) GREATBOOKS4MEN(TM) lzozlzlzlzlzomglzozzl
    Hey Arianna huffingtonpost i’ll blog 4 u for $500,000/post lzozol! u need an alpha male with all ur betas. i know u say they’re masta-betas–but all the same masta betas r masterbetars? lzozlzlzlzzl! pw3d!!

    3 EZ STEPZ: How 2 Handle FLakesz and Flakey Flakerz in da ERA of da TEXT MESSAGE attention whorez zlzlzozozz
    dis is from hearteites blog on FLAKEY FLAKE ERA WE LIVEZ IN where everyone flakes zlzozozoozoz while da gbfm sits at home and waits for da chcix who cflaked flaked on your asssss lzozozzolzolzol:::

    https://heartiste.org/2012/10/29/the-age-of-flakes/
    how 2 counter da flakey flakesz in THREE EZ STEPZ

    1. 9 PM: da gbfm sends out a mass text 2 all my ladies:

    “lotsa cocksa 4 u lzozlzlz.”

    da gbfm then gets back dozens of messages:

    lol
    wtf

    ok
    haha
    ???

    kewl
    wat?

    2. da gbfm waits and hour and sends out to everyone again:

    10 PM: “srry wrng #”

    da gbfm then gets back lotsa texts

    awwww
    lol
    too bad
    u got my hopes up
    damn you

    ur loss

    3. da gbfm then waits ’til midnight and texts to everyone:

    12 Midnightz: my place 30 min.

    den da gbfm sits back and watches the parade arriving on his door camera monitor while he watches da espn highlights and reads homer’s odyssey. ding-dog ding-dong they ring da gbfm bell one by one hoping to touch da gbfm’s ding-dong zlzozozzozololzollzo but if they are under an 8 da gbfm just ignorez & reads his boookz zlzozoolzz

    at 1 am a hot hottie shows up and da gbfm hits the buzzer and lets her up.

    da gbfm saves lotsas times and money while the betas liquor her up at the bars and da gbfm gets to hang out with homer instaead of goldidggers and douchetard boobie-men manboobz at all the clubs these days lzlzllzlzl

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do nottry this on your own as da GBFM needz you out there buying them drinkz all night and getting them dinnerz as i don’t want no hos eating my puizzaaa and heinekinz beerz!!!! we all have our part in this so please please respect yo!!!!! lzozolzolozzzz”

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