https://www.rt.com/usa/438104-miss-america-ratings-football/
The number of viewers who tuned in to the ABC’s screening of the beauty competition plummeted 36 percent in ratings compared to last year – which was already a record-low performance. Last year’s beauty contest also squared off against the first Sunday of the NFL regular season – but at least there were supple young ladies wearing bikinis back then.
In a bow to the #MeToo phenomenon, the Miss America Organization announced in June that it was eliminating the swimsuit portion of the event as well as tweaking the evening gown section – declaring that candidates “will no longer be judged on outward physical appearance.”
The swimsuit portion WAS the pageant and vice-versa. No swimsuits, no pageant, dumbasses.
I didn’t know Miss America was even going to be on, but then I don’t watch TV much so no surprise.
h/t honeycomb to whom I award the first evah W&A COTW trophy because:
(Trophy does not actually exist. All awards are fictitious in nature and have no monetary value. – KYHH)
Whores and Ale 
I accept this award and thank all those that have allowed me to win …
Hey .. wait a minute .. \0/
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If you don’t show some skin .. I ain’t in (re: Be-ute-ee Page-ants) .. PERIOD!
Heck the “lingerie football league” [1] now shows more skin than the Miss America Page-ant!
[1] Better yet .. https://www.maxim.com/sports/lingerie-football-brawl-video-2018-5 .. see for yourself.
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You can only win COTW once a week. Good try though…
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Themz some nice uniforms .. I got dibs on the blonde(s) .. I get three time-outs and 2 challenge’s a half .. right? HEH!
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Seems like its mostly big negro women in the actual game clips.
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The league has changed I’m sure .. I watched a little of the first week years ago. I don’t pay it any mind these days (just like the NFL .. I don’t watch). I’m toooooooo busy to watch TV .. due to work and hobbies.
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