Democrats Frustrated Over Losing To Offer Amendment To Kill Electoral College — Pirate’s Cove: The Nuke Hawaii Edition

Democrats are Very Upset over losing in 2016 to Donald Trump. It didn’t matter that they won the previous two presidential elections, losing one is The Worst, so, Things Must Change. The subhead of this NBC News story should tell you all you need to know, namely that this is red meat issue for their…

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Sen. Brian Schatz of Hawaii plans to introduce the measure along with Sen. Dick Durbin of Illinois, the No. 2-ranking Democrat in the Senate, and Sen. Dianne Feinstein of California, the top Democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee, according to Schatz’s spokesperson.

The below should all just happen in Minecraft of course:

I think it might be time to nuke Hawaii (I’ve already been there). Illinois could be recovered  with just some targeted carpet-bombing. California is lost, at least the coastal sections. Maybe one of those Superman movie (Christopher Reeves version) earthquakes wouldn’t be such a bad idea after all.

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